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		<title>A Minor Disagreement</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nephews got me a tape recorder the other day that fits in my pocket. They said it would help me remember stories and conversations so I can put em up here in the internets. It&#8217;s one of them tiny little fuckers, I don&#8217;t even know where the tape is inside it, but it works [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Win A Free Shirt!</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2011/08/win-a-free-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Willie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Want free stuff? Just link to WastedWillie.com on your blog, facebook page, website or twitter account (#wastedwillie) and you&#8217;ll be entered in the contest. We (the nephews) have tracking software for all the links, so start linking and we&#8217;ll give away a short to one randomly chosen link every month as well as a shirt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Master of Disguise</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2011/08/master-of-disguise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Willie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wastedwillie.com/?p=232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You wouldn&#8217;t guess it by looking at me, but your old Uncle Willie was given extensive training as a silent ninja warrior. In fact I am a master of the dark arts. Of course a ninja doesn&#8217;t go unnoticed forever, the key is to make sure that when you do attack it&#8217;s a surprise to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Follow Willie&#8217;s Rants on Twitter!</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2011/08/follow-willies-rants-on-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Willie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We got Uncle Willie a new Android phone and taught him how to use it as his getting out of jail present, and we set him up with twitter. Something so simple he can use it even when he&#8217;s drunk, and so far that&#8217;s what he&#8217;s been doing. Follow him @WastedWillie and receive pearls of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Apologies</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2011/07/a-few-apologies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 19:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Willie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I&#8217;m out of the joint, and the judge done made me write an apology letter to everybody as part of my probation. The nephews told me to post everything I write here on the interweb pages, so here&#8217;s the letter. I ain&#8217;t heard from the judge about it, but it&#8217;s an apology letter, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Tyler in Trouble</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2009/08/tyler-in-trouble-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Willie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess my nephew Tyler ain’t comin’ over for a good while. His mom just called me and she was real pissed. He’s my brother Tom’s kid and I was kind of getting to like him. We were hanging out once a week while they had their little “date night” where they went out for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Alarm Salesman</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2009/08/the-alarm-salesman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Willie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got legal troubles again, and all because I didn&#8217;t want a new alarm system. Last Monday, round about three O&#8217;clock, there is a knock on my door. Now you can&#8217;t just get in to my building and go knocking on a fella&#8217;s door, you gotta get somebody to let you in through the buzzer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Steven Special</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2009/08/the-steven-special/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Willie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My nephew Steven came for a visit yesterday. I figured this was the only place I can talk about it because the son of a bitch is eight years old and he still can&#8217;t read. His momma says he&#8217;s a &#8220;special needs&#8221; child&#8230; I&#8217;ll tell you about his god damned special needs! That little bastard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Willie&#8217;s Famous Whiskey Chicken Recipe</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2009/08/willies-famous-whiskey-chicken-recipe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boys seen me buying some chicken and some whiskey tonight and they knew I was about to put up a batch of my famous Wasted Willie&#8217;s Whiskey Chicken. They been tryin&#8217; to get that recipe out of me for years, and they says they can pay some of my court fines for pushing over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It ain&#8217;t Art and it Ain&#8217;t Fair</title>
		<link>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2009/07/it-aint-art-and-it-aint-fair/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wastedwillie.com/2009/07/it-aint-art-and-it-aint-fair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Willie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wastedwillie.com/?p=138</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[They put some sort of bullshit they call an &#8220;Art Fair&#8221; right on my street and blocked up the whole thing. Now there&#8217;s god damned yuppie tourists walking all over the place all weekend, and this is just some bullshit I do not need. I didn&#8217;t ask nobody to come to my neighborhood and mess [...]]]></description>
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