My dipshit nephews say I need movies on this here site, but I say fuck em. How’s flicks of my drunk ass causing trouble gonna do anyone any good? They’ll just use em as evidence in my court cases anyhow. I can write stories and can’t nobody say whether they’re true or not. Maybe I made em up, maybe I didn’t. You think they’re funny, buy a Tshirt. You don’t like em, go back to donkey porn you degenerate fuck. Besides, I don’t carry around one of them cameras with movies on em anyway. It’d take up valuable pocket space for 40′s and fifths. Heh.